If shoes could speak - Part one.

So, let's be honest. I haven't posted anything in a while... I haven't drawn anything in while.

This could be because in my old age - and given the onset of grey hair and failing eyesight - I have become lazy. Or preferably, it's because I've been busy buying things from eBay and planning an escape from an evermore disappointing world...

I digress. I have drawn something. In fact, I have come up with an idea for an arguably stupid new project. I call it: If shoes could speak.